good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Did I show you my penis last night?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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