i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
did i walk over a car last night?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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