Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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