quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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