One girl and one boy is just not enough.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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