Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My cat gives me a boner
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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