I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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