I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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