In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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