For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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