We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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