he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize
