why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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