I wanna bring you to show and tell
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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