I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
ok first of all what the fuck
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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