remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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