Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I need to stop coming to work sober
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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