both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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