dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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