How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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