he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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