You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
organizing the empties. That sober.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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