he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.