better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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