Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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