i don't like sucking hair
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
