omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.