he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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