i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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