that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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