Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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