doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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