So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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