Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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