a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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