And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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