I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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