some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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