Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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