Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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