4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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