Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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