Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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