You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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