i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
did you just send me my own nude
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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