Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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