ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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