I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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