At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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