Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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