I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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