I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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