ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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